Fuck Me Suck Me, Tease Me……….. And Maybe I will ? You

•April 29, 2009 • Leave a Comment

lana-red-22I think I could find plenty of ways to punish my bad boys! I love to be in control. A Mother Knows Best! and I think you are curious to know what it would be like to fuck mommy? Mommy will take good care of that hard throbbing cock. Mmm I would love to feel it against my bit tits! telling you what and how to do to please me, and letting you give me total control of our experience. It will be a phone fuck experience you will remember a lifetime! MOMMY LANA KNOWS HOW TO DO YOU!

Licking your Cock!

•March 28, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Mmm I loves sweet dreams. Last night I had the most sexy dream imaginable! I was in bed and there were like 12-15 men servicing me, touching me all over handing me my drink fucking sucking licking tasting every inch of my body, rubing thier cocks against my face! And then I rolled over and they continued pampering me………  Call and give into my desires, I would love to pamper you also!






•March 27, 2009 • Leave a Comment
OK so I’m a bit rusty when it comes to Basketball However get this! We are running a “Win a free Call” contest at our dispatch site  www.MarchMadnessPhoneSex.com All you have to do is pick the winner of the NCAA March Madness tournament that ends 4/6/09  Who ever wins gets a free 10 minute call!

To enter all you do is email your guess by 4/2/09… you can also make your request for their girl of choice “LANA” for a call if you win. So get over there to the link and make your guess and as always PICK ME! I love and adore all of you, and I miss you Raj !!! Sweet Dreams, and if you call me I promise I can make them sweeter!

Love to you all,


Happy St. Patty’s Day

•March 17, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Let me be your St. Patty’s Day Slut! I want to fuck and Irishman, and get drunk on Green Beer!  Or maybe find a virgin to seduce, and give him the first Blow Job he has ever had, you remember how the first one felt? Mmm that tongue slipping and sliding all around that hard throbbing cock!

Cum and be my Lepracaun! I’m feeling Lucky…………..   Make sure you go to our St. Patricks Day Website

Luv to you ALL!



•March 14, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Hey; Love to all of you! I miss you all so badly. My UR Lover from another country, I wish we could get it together, email me and lets set up a time (:-) to play! My Fissa is wet for you baby….  Did any of you know when you call to vote on American Idol you get offered Phone Sex? Hahaha, And it costs you like $3.60 something to get a girl in a cubicle faking an orgasm for you! Hahaha, all of you boy’s and Men 😉  who Know Mama Lana Know you get Me, in my bed room hot wet and wanting your hard cock in every way I can take it!  So how is that for some American Idle Trivia? Who would have ever guessed? So you all need to send me some hard cock, Im lonely and miss you!

Kisses to you, every one of you!




Mommy Misses her boys!

•February 16, 2009 • Leave a Comment

You know how much mommy I miss your sweet cock in my mouth! Mmmm.. So badly. You know you need mama and you lust for her, I amd here waiting for you!  Also curious to find out if my paniy love recieved his panties?

Call me I miss you,




Fun Links From Mama

•December 23, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Here goes! Have some fun! Call Me Im Very Lonely! I could Really use a ful young boi or a sissy, maybe a cuckhold fantasy to keep my night exciting?  Here are some links, Have fun with them but, More important CALL ME!

Luv to you,